This isn't meant as an insult, but this thread reminds me of my great uncle, who passed away in 1989. He was an avid fisherman and hunter, but also fairly well-read.

Anytime we drove by a golf course, he would laugh and talk about acquaintances who would hit the green regularly. "Golf is for people who don't know how to masturbate," he would say, and laugh.

Everytime I drive by a golf course, I think about that.

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