Stupid:

Watched a guy and his wife launch thier drift boat without oars. Thinking "is this guy nuts??" My question was answered when he took off down river under power of a "minn-kota". 150 yds later he and his boat were pushed up on the rocks watching his wife go swimmin. Thankfully they had PFD's.

Funny:

Had a couple fishin steelhead on the Rogue in my boat. Nice sunny March afternoon, not long after lunch. Floatin along following our bobbers down the river and the lady's bobber disappears...Turned out, her head was bobbin, too. The was out cold. The sound of the reel woke her up, and we even landed it...

I can't work...I have to go fishing!!!