This guy wasn't feeling so good so he went to see the doctor. After a lengthy series of tests and a long wait, the doctor finally comes in and tells the guy that he's going to immediately admit him to the hospital.
"So what do I have doc?"
"I'm afraid you have HAGS."
"HAGS? What's that?"
"It's an acronym. It means you have Herpes, Aids, Gonorrea, and Syphillus. All at the same time...HAGS."
"That sounds bad Doc, so what are you gonna do?"
"Well, once we get you into your room, you will be fed nothing but pancakes, pizza and tortillas."
"That sounds like a wierd type of treatment. Will it help?"
"Treatment?! Who said anything about treatment? It's the only food that'll slide under the door!"