A few jokes for single and married men.

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* Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

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* I married Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.

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* Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It is called Wedding Cake.

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* The most effective way to remember your wife's or girl friend's birthday?
Forget it once.

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* Women will never be equal to men until:
They can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are beautiful.

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