Two guys are stranded in the snow on a ski trip. Looking for some help they find their way to an old farmhouse and knock on the door. The door opens and a drop dead gorgeous woman answers.
"What can I do for you boys?" she asked.
"We need to call a tow truck. Can we use your phone?"
She lets them use the phone and they are able to reach a tow truck driver, but he won't be able to make it out until the next day. They explain this to the woman and she offers them lodging for the night.
"You'll have to sleep in the barn. I am a recent widow and it wouldn't look right for me to have two young men spending the night in my house." She added.
So off to the barn they go. The next morning their car is pulled from the snow, and they go on their merry way......

6 months later, our heroes are sitting in their apartment when there's a knock on the door. One of them get up and answer the door and it's the postman with a certified letter for the guy that answered the door. He opens it up and reads it, then looks at his buddy and asks,
"Remember when we got stuck in the snow?"
"Yeah," his buddy answers.
"Remember that barn we slept in?" he said. "You didn't go in and have your way with that woman and then tell her you were me did you?" He added.
His buddy confesses, "Yeah, I'm afraid that's exactly what I did. If you're in a jam because of it, I'll fix whatever needs fixing."
"There's no problem at all," the guy says. "It's just that the lady died and left me everything! THANKS BUDDY!!!"
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The vet said I should get my dog fixed.
I didn't realize he was broken.