Not much of a C&W fan but I thought of a few words that might go into a hillbilly/redneck type of song. Maybe we could collaborate and write the next big hit: Here goes-

My Pa said, "Buford, git some dynamite. I'll git the boat and we'll go fishin' tonite.
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The vet said I should get my dog fixed.
I didn't realize he was broken.