A man want's more size so he goes to the doctor. The doc tell's him there is a new method out but it really hasn't been tested. It's elephant DNA. The man pleads to try it.
A month later he is sitting in a restraunt with his girl friend when all of a sudden his fly unzips itself. Out it comes, grabs a roll and goes back in. The girl friend is ecstatic. "OH MY GOD!!! DO THAT AGAIN!!!". The man looks at her with tears in his eyes and say's "I don't know if I can fit another roll up my ass".