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Ole was stopped by a game warden in Northern Minnesota recently leaving a
lake well known for its Walleye. He had two buckets of fish. As it was
during the spawning season, the game warden asked, "Do you have
a license to catch those fish?"

Ole replied, "No, sir! Dese here are my pet fish."

"Pet fish?" the warden replied.

"Ya sure, you betcha." answered Ole. "Every night I take dese fish here
down to da lake and let dem svim around for a while. Den I vhistle and
dey yiump back into deir buckets and I take dem home."

"That's a bunch of hooey. Fish can't do that." said the game warden.

Ole looked at the game warden with an expression of great hurt, and then
said, "Yumpin Yimminy! Vell den, I'll just show you den. It
really does vork, don'tcha know?"

"O.K. I've got to see this!" The game warden was reallycurious now.

So Ole poured the fish into the lake and stood waiting. After
several minutes, the game warden turned to Ole and said, "Well?"

"Vell what?" responded Ole.

"When are you going to call them back?"

"Call who back?" asked Ole.

"The fish!"

"What fish?"


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