To keep the Nature Theme that Timber started

A panda walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a sandwich.

He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead.

As the panda stands up to go the bartender shouts, 'Hey! Where are you
going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!'

The panda yells back at the bartender, 'Hey man, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!'

The bartender opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for
panda:

'A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black
and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves'.

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