2 duck hunters out on their first trip together pull into the area they were planning to hunt. The first hunter gets out of the truck and sends the dog down to the pond.

The second hunter says "Hey where is your dog goin?

The first hinter says "I sent him down to the pond to see if there is any ducks here."

Just then the dog runs back up the trail shakes his head and jumps back into the truck.

The first hunter says "No ducks here lets go"

The second hunter says "thats amazing I have to have that dog I'll give you $25,000 for him. "

The first hunter agrees and gives him the dog.

A few weeks later the first hunter calls the second hunter "Hey just wanter to see how things are goin with the dog."

The second huter says "You'l never believe it but I had to shoot him"

First hunter "why did you do that?"

The second hunter "well we went out last saturday, I sent him down to the pond. When he came back he freaked out. He started humping my leg like crazy and shaking a stick at me, so I shot him"

The first hunter "you idiot he was trying to tell you there were more f'n ducks down ther than you could shake a stick at."