Lol. love it. I didn't even mind Blades' avatar. Some very orignal defensive ideas VHawk. Your line of work probably gives you an insight to the disgusting. Used to haul some vile ones to ER when I was a Fireman. The meatwagon always got the ones the Ambulance operators figured were non payers.
I wanna hear the rest of the "headlock' story. Did you marry her?