It is I.......theMillionaire!
I have recently moved to Bellevue Washington from France, and am keenly interested in your american politics, and sport.
Tho of course in France the fishing is far superior, I am eager to learn if you have any edible species here in america for my butler and men at arms to net? I much prefer fox hunting which is a gentlemans sport but alas you silly americans with your inane laws have made that impossible till i return to my beloved France.

I very much like your president, whom you call Dubya. He has been very good for my business dealings here in america (mostly timber and small arms manufacturing, but I also own a couple vineyards...your american grapes are laughable but my workers try their best to simulate french standards of qualite.)
That business with the "freedom fries"? Encroyable! Diabloique! but nonetheless he is a bonne homme and an amis to a man like.......theMillionaire, whos concerns are of a nature globale. Vive le Dubya! Vive le France!

and encore, please allow me to introduce myself............theMillionaire. I must bid aduie for now as my Butler Jeebs has prepared a small repast for mon petit dejuener.