your francais is horrible. Must be some pig dialect you picked up here in your excellent american schools were no enfant est perdue, n'est pas?

I am deeply troubled you wish to "crack my ass with an american penis. Is this some sort of customary greating amongst homosexual american men? I can assure you ..........theMillionaire is not bi-sexual or gay like most american men.

Please go back and study french as well as some manners, and you may wish to seek counseling for your desire to stuff your shrimpy little american penis in places it is not wanted.

Toodles..as i said, off to the Hoh. I also have some depleted uranium to dispose of and the OP seems like the perfect place, who'll notice?
Ah good, I see Bush is loading it into the chopper as we speak. au revoir.