"WHAT PART OF UNCONDITIONAL LOVE DON'T YOU GET?"

So AM, let's say someone calls and tells you they want to give you $1,000,000. UNCONDITIONAL!!!

On friday, just go to your mail box and get the check.

"WHAT! I have to go and get the check??? I thought you said 'UNCONDITIONAL'???????"


If it were me offering that check, I'd probably get pi$$ed off and give it to someone else... Fortunately God is much more patient and forgiving than I am ;\)