2nd stupidest thing was a long time ago. I wasn't paying attention when launching a driftboat below the high bridge on the Sky. Had done that a lot of times and was on autopilot. Looked around and the boat was off shore and floating away.
1st stupidest thing was that without a moments hesitation, I launched myself into the air, hip boots and all, out into heavy deep water in a loooooong shallow dive after the boat. My fingertips barely made it so I didn't pay the price.
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I was on the bank.