A few years ago while a friend was home visiting, some family friends offered to let him and his wife stay at their cabin on Hat Island for a couple of days. His wife ended up staying in CA so I went and hung out on the island with him. One night we found their kids' kayaks under the deck. So, at 1:00am, after about a case and a half between the two of us, we shoved off in the kayaks, one of which only had half a paddle. It took us a half hour to cruise down to the other end of the island and back. Dumb.