Theking: That reminds me of a story that is not ralated to fishing but is funny as hell (if you don't drink alot of milk).

An elderly aquaintance of mine who grew up in the dairy farm buisness in Enumclaw told me when he was a kid, he inserted his erect penis into one of the automated milkers of his parents dairy farm because he wondered what it would feel like. He got "stuck" and could not reach the controls to turn the thing off, and ended up screaming for his mom to come shut it off. I can only imagine the look on his moms face when she walked around the corner.