There's always one guy that starts the day out spouting some sh*t like, "I've never taken drugs to keep from getting sea-sick---drugs are for pussys." Shortly thereafter he's usually the first one that slides off into a corner somewhere to bond with God. I'll typically make it a point to walk over and say, "It's a good thing you didn't take any drugs, you stupid fuc*, now you can lean over the side like a *REAL* man all day long.

Read the signature---it's fitting.