Sol this is the best I could do on short notice.....you were squawking about a virgin on board to bring you luck, so let me present Miss Gladiola GooberBooger Gigantaur from Greenwater. Gladiola held the title of Miss Greenwater last year and won the distance-spittin' contest while wearing her sash and plastic tiara. Today is her birthday so this trip will be her birthday fishing present......you boys treat her nice. She saw Stam's photo, learned he was from "that there big city down the road, Enormousclaw is what we Greenwatonians call that there burg!" and thinks he and KK are both quite handsome chaps. She promised herself to whoever brings in the biggest salmon. She wanted you maniacs to know the following about her:

LIKES: honesty, banana splits, short walks on the beach for saltwater taffy, laughter, competitive flatulence, fudge, Dukes of Hazzard reruns, butter, cheetohs, and guys from Enumclaw

DISLIKES: mean people, vegetables, bad breath, whole grain bread, blood pressure tests, aerobics and pantyhose.

you boys catch lots of fish and treat this here girl nice out there ya hear?



You can see by the bullet hole in her left mudflap that she is quite a tough cookie, things get rough out there on hwy 410 !!!!