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#301492 - 07/31/05 01:25 AM Re: Lookout Westport---here comes team PP
eyeFISH Ornamental Rice Bowl Registered: 11/24/03 Posts: 12621	Here's a little inspiration for Team PP: Sam read the fishfinder like a favorite book And said, “Jeff, you got bait on your hook?” There’s a big one down there, it’s a chinook. He gunned the troller and gave me a look. He said, “We’re right on him,” without missin’ a beat He yelled, “Drop your line down to 42 feet” If you don’t screw up, it won’t be long Someone in this boat’s gonna sing, “FISH ON!” FISH ON! FISH ON! Do it by the book, don’t take too long Set the hook, reel it in strong FISH ON! FISH ON! Oooooh! Well he surfaced once and swam back down Sam said, “He’s just ‘bout 29 pound” I said, “Cut him loose, that ain’t gonna work” Sam said, “Jeff, you stupid jerk!” You know they don’t bite like this all the time I said, “Sam, we here on my dime” And I gotta bet with my old friend Dan And I’m comin’ home with a 50 pounder in hand. FISH ON! FISH ON! I may be crazy for lettin’ him go But I gotta think big to collect my dough FISH ON! FISH ON! Yeaaaaaah! Well the boat went silent as we set him free Sam just sat there staring at me Smokin’ a ‘boro, spittin' in the sea. I was gettin’ hungry and I had to pee Then just as we were ‘bout ready to give up and go home I felt a tug on my rod like none I’d known It was ominous, like a monster from the deep I said, “This is the one I believe I’ll keep!” FISH ON! FISH ON! Wind your line, ya gotta make it whirl Ya can’t catch a king reelin’ like a little girl Ya got FISH ON! (I am reelin’) FISH ON! (Doesn’t look like it, you’re reelin’ like a limp-wristed wimp!) Mmmmmmm! I was barely holdin’ on when the fishmaster cried He’s draggin’ the boat, takin’ us for a ride I knew I needed all my strength right now Then the fish ate my a$$ from the stern to the bow (Jesus Christ, that’s a hell of a fish!) But I didn’t let go, though my knuckles were white I said “Fish, I’m gonna win if it takes all night” I’m reelin’ you in, and that ain’t all I’m mounting your fat scaley butt on my wall! FISH ON! FISH ON! (I got him!) Close your eyes and quote the scripture But first get a camera and take my picture FISH ON! (Smile real pretty) FISH ON! Whooooah! Ooooh! It took three hours to get that ba$tard in the boat We were takin’ on water, just barely afloat When we reached the dock and the crowd gathered ‘round They said, “We heard on the air he was pullin’ you down” (WOW! That’s incredible) I said, “Don’t believe all you hear, ‘cause it ain’t always true I was playin’ that king…. it’s my job, it’s what I do Then we hung him from the scale for the whole world to see He wasn’t 50 pounds…. he was f**kin’ 53! FISH ON! (That’s one beautiful creature) FISH ON! (That is a big a$$ fish) Wanna thank my mom and thank my crew Especially wanna thank all the little people too I said FISH ON! FISH ON! Oh! Hit him again he’s still kind of squirmy Somebody call my dam(n) taxidermy FISH ON! FISH ON! Oh yeah! FISH ON! FISH ON! click here for audio _________________________ "Let every angler who loves to fish think what it would mean to him to find the fish were gone." (Zane Grey) "If you don't kill them, they will spawn." (Carcassman) The Keen Eye MD Long Live the Kings!
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