Alright you silly thirsty beeyotches, Mingo never shirks his responsibilities........I said I'd supply some suds and by gawd I will...Parker, can Mrs. Mingo show up like this at your office with the Pacifico beer? Naw....campus atmosphere too politically correct? campus mind police not like cerveza delivery directly to Parker?........I guess we'll have to bring 'em down to Stam.................she said to tell all you herring-scales-under-the-beanbag apes to Keep Yer Tips Up and BOTTOMS UP!

Predictions for the day:

Sol will not puke, he'll land two biggies after an embarrassing "6-shaker-start" and he'll get an even more compromising digital shot of Bucket than the last avatar shot, Stam will go 4 for 4, the eyeballs will stay put (she has cute friends you may need them), Bucket will go 3 for 4, feel a sudden urge to "lube the privates" and spray WD40 on his scrote-sack after he forgets his Gold Bond, H2H will uphold the honor of flyfishermen everywhere by catching a 20+ pound king, Parker will dive in to satisfy his Jacques Cousteau jones and quickly exit after a rogue Humboldt squid squirts his privates with ink, and NoFish will almost win the overall $$ prize..........but KK will "accidentally" knock his whopper off the hook at boatside during an ugly netting melee. KK and H2H will haul in the two biggest leviathans of the day on the feathers, re-establishing the important fact that bugtossers do, after all, f'in rock ........





have fun boys...........hope you fill the boat with fish and don't chum too much.......