How about having an excellent day catching silvers and king on the Duc so you call your wife to get over to Forks, bring the kids, they're in thick. Then you call your dad, get over here. They show up late that night. Next day you take them to the island below the sandrock hole and proceed to get stranded out there when the water rises real fast. Oh, we caught fish, but getting stuck overnight on an island, having to get rescued, and having your story all over the news isn't the best way to make the wife happy that you made her drive all the way over there and walk through that muddy trail. I don't think that was her idea of spending the night with me on a remote island.