All of the above, and then some more, except the one about crapping on my wader straps. Multiple plugs lost due to poor knot
tying skills, buddies plug thrown overboard after retreiveing it from a snag (dry martini induced), done for the day after hooking brush on back-cast, resulting in the mother of all birdsnests..Over indulging on aforementioned dry martini's resulting in having to sit in bottom of drift boat so's not to fall overboard for most of the drift. Crackering off a nice steelie on the Sky, hooked on a tadpolly, for some reason thought I had to set the hook... Busted rod tips,..losing pliers, knives, glasses (that really sucked, as I couldn'nt see without them for tying knots)... After all of that, I'm STILL a cracker!!!!