Ever seen a Gun show Goof with an array of Military Patches on his custom Camo that just leaves you scratching your head. He has a 1 st Cav patch and a CIB ( with jump wings) a Special forces Group patch.. a Ranger Patch.. and is all of say 35 years old ( and was not born when these patches were handed out let alone earned any of them ) On his pocket, he has a " Master Glock Target aquisition Expert " patch.. WTF is that and who gives them out ??

These guys are a blast to F-with

" So.. as a fetus you were in Nam then joined the Marines, but not until you became a jump master in the Special forces and skipped Kindergarten to go to Ranger School ??"

Your a Baaaadddd Man alright.