Sols talking about the parrot got me thinking how much I hate my wifes cats. She has two " Skittles and Twix"..

They are pretty old, 12-13 years or more. They are a pain in the ass. Good for nothing really.. If they are outside they want inside.. and vise versa.. never happy. Wake us up at about 04:30 every morning. Have a pet door and won't use it. Dog wants to kill them both ( Dog on the other hand is a cool dude.. always happy and fun to be around )

Now one or both have been crappin in the house ( I WILL not have a litter box inside ) they can go outside anytime they want.

Question.. someday my kids are going to have to put me in a nursing home.. fact of life. How do I get rid of these bastereds without being the bad guy. My wife don't like them either but has a kind heart.