When I got my big V, my wife wanted to stay in the room with me since she heard the shots hurt like a mofo (they did, worst part of the whole deal!). The nasty, Broomhilda looking 60-something nurse chased her out saying "the Doctor doesn't allow an audience for his surgeries" ................. my wife left, pissed, saying "Oh , so you get to check out my husband's package for an hour but I have to leave the room?" the doc laughed.........the nurse had zero sense of humor.

thank god for frozen frickin' peas.................