I'll NEVER get a Vasectomy. [censored] that [censored]!

Studies show that little snip-snip causes everything from Senility to Erectile Dysfunction.

I'll pay for the bastard children. Rent on a Section 8 apartment in the shitty side of town can't be all that much. If my wife want something sterile she can clean the kitchen with bleach for fucksake....or get a tubal ligation.