If my son called me a C-sucker, it would take all of his friends together to pry his body out of the drywall.

B-Run, I know the college expense crunch. I spent $50K for 4 years of college for my daughter to get an Art degree. She's a secretary for an engineering firm now, didn't use the degree at all. But I love her and it made her happy, along with the car I bought her and the wedding I paid for, etc.