Want more fun? Try raising step-daughters. Done it twice, sets of two. I was a bank machine, chauffeur, homework helper, but if I tried to discipline............I was out of line.

And when they turn 14? They go through a moody, dark year and you're evil.

My real daughter, now 25, is bright, funny and a know-it-all. When we get together she will say, "Dad, you should......." or "Dad, you need.....". So, now when I see her, I tell her she only gets 3 "dad, you shoulds" per day.

Sol, your daughter is 7? Your drinking days are just starting.......