I've moved into my "own" place, and as a father now responcible for raising two daughters 3.5 days a week I feel it is my duty to employ a set of rules around the house that is free from the vaginated version the rest of our emasculated society seems to have bought off on.

Rule #1). If you want the toilet seat seat down, put it down yourself and DO NOT biatch at me for leaving it up.

Feel free to add rules as you see fit.