Condom: 50 cents
Vasectomy: $500
Paying for rearing a child for 18 years: Not priceless, about $500,000.

When I was 30 and a week after my second child was born, I was first in line at my doctor's office for a vasectomy. 20 years later I'm still firing blanks, but the gun is always aiming.

Good luck and you may want to dump the scotch and go right to Tequila.

Snake
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Bless our troops.