Excuse me, this isn't a regular post, this is an attempt at a TOP KILL on all the exploding gas spewing from this thread. I'm stuffing shredded tires, golf balls, and my left boot into this post, hoping it'll plug y'all up.

A man can hope...
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The charm of fishing is that it is the pursuit of what is elusive but attainable, a perpetual series of occasions for hope. -John Buchan