There are laws protecting bipedus giganticus habitat. Why would there be a law to protect something that doesn't exist? That and all these reports on the innernet means they must exist.

Just because I haven't seen vampires in Forks doesn't mean I'm takin the garlic off my boat.

I always wear my reflective vest when out picking mushrooms. I know that any Hairy Looking Thing might get shot wanderin around out there.