Who still offers an "unconditional lifetime warranty" on anything?

We all understand good marketing strategy, and as manufacturers typically go the extra mile to hopefully secure lifetime customers through affording freebies from time to time, even though it may not always be the wisest move to make... The first impression you make in a business deal is to be your lifetime business relationship with that individual or company... which is not that unlike raising a child.
So in American business we have coddled extended childlike beliefs, behavior and relationships in respect to there being next to zero repurcussion in mistreating "toys" as a child would, ever since that first impression.
Meaning not, "you get what you pay for" or "you get what you deserve", instead meaning, "you get what you want"?

WTF is so hard about grown folks taking responsibility for their own actions?