Fucksake, while we're at it, let's install ignition interlocks on all your cars...just in case...driving's a privilege not a right, correct?

The public would save 1000% more money by denying similar benefits to anyone that voted to cut taxes.

Make them install trip meters in their cars that turn on automatically as soon as they enter a public roadway and ding up fees whenever they enter a public space such as a park schoolyard, post office, or local ballpark.

When they come whining for medicare or unemployment, say "tough schit, buddy, what ever happened to that 'pull yourself up by the bootstraps' you used to repeat over and over like a mantra?"

It's easy to fvck someone when they're already on the ground.