The unsold tickets are garbage seats- obstructed view or in the endzone 50 yards from the field - you'd have to be a donkey to buy one of them.

I was considering going, but I decided to stay home and get whiskey drunk instead.
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She was standin' alone over by the juke box, like she'd something to sell.
I said "baby, what's the goin' price?" She told me to go to hell.

Bon Scott - Shot Down in Flames