Anyone who thinks it's not virtually all tongue in cheek probably really does wear an ascot, and needs to stay away from the InterWebz, or might be in danger of an aneurysm or, at the very least, an ulcer the size of Rhode Island.

Fish on...

Todd

P.S. Salmo g., where does that single hander with the pencil lead, four foot leader, and yarn tied into the knot of a 1/0 Octopus hook fall on that scale?