That would be funny were it not for the fact that the Bigfoot Believers speak just like that about Bigfoot...they know his calls, his feeding habits, mating habits, familial relationships, size, weight, population size and distribution, and fighting/mating rituals.

About the only thing they aren't 100% certain of when it comes to Bigfoot is how to take a fuckin picture of him.

I love how their trail cams take perfect magazine quality photographs of every animal known to man that lives in the Pacific Northwest, and even though they place the cams on "known" Bigfoot travel lanes and feeding areas, the only pics of Bigfoots they can ever manage are a tiny portion of fur in the corner of the frame that might be a field mouse or a falling leaf, or, according to them, is definitive proof of Bigfoot.

Maybe Bigfoot, too, is a Doomsday Prepper and mostly hangs out in his underground bunker way up the Bogachiel Valley, surviving on canned food and tin cans of Rainier Beer?

Fish on...

Todd