I'm still shaking my head over a 30 lb cat.

My buddy had a bad motherfucking tom cat, and I bet it weighed less than 25 lbs. That f'er ate 15 swallows we shot off his TV antenna one day and was looking for more.

No cat should weigh 30 lbs unless you're fattening it up to eat it.
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She was standin' alone over by the juke box, like she'd something to sell.
I said "baby, what's the goin' price?" She told me to go to hell.

Bon Scott - Shot Down in Flames