Seriously, though...we subsidize farmers to grow eight hundred berzillion bushels of corn so we can make ethanol that sucks ass in your motor, and high fructose corn syrup that is poisonous and ends up in almost every single food made in America.

Whether you use ethanol gas or not, or choose to eat HFCS or not, you're still paying for it every day...because like the ranchers in Burns, the corn farmers are gigantic welfare queens.

Fish on...

Todd