"Any guy that burns a couch is OK in my book."
The Grandma of a son's high school buddy didn't think so when my kid set her brand new couch on fire in her cabin after a bottle rocket took a 180 degree turn off her deck & back thru the door into the middle coach.
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"I didn't care what she didn't 'low--I would boogie-woogie anyhow" John Lee Hooker