Cankles' speech was so uplifting and invigorating that fukface Billy Jeff dozed off during it. He knows she's full of shlt but it doesn't change his attraction to her animal magnetism, rather it puts him to sleep.

The DNC had several million less viewers according to Nielsen. Trump is still polling a bit higher than cankles and Julian Assange says his next leak is enough for an indictment. Of course an indictment is predicated on the notion that NOBODY is above the law, which we all know is bullshlt.

The DNC clown show was entertaining. Where else can you see so many criminals in one place? Criminals that were proud of being criminals like the black guy that was a speaker bragging about being an ex-con.tff