"But we established that we are wearing waders. If you sit down with waders on and your ass gets wet, something is wrong with your waders."

So true.
The moisture must be coming from the inside.

"Think away from "fishing coats" and look at everything in the marketplace."

Great advice.

Perhaps Depends has the perfect product to help Breezy keep his A$$ dry?
After speaking with him they will probably throw in a free pacifier too.