Of course you are. While real men were off fighting a war chickenshitt liberals like you were lined up like sheep wearing bell bottoms waiting for the coveted chance to belong to any group that would take your goofy ass, not unlike your pusssy hat wearing heroes of today. REI was the only one that’d take a coward like you and why I’ve decided to head back today to return an old backpack. I’d offer it up for cheap to you losers but it’s an adult sized backpack and would be dragging behind you or Danny unless you two tag teamed it which is the only way you two could accomplish anything. It holds enough for a week in the Chugach or 10 days in the Brooks range. Google them....hint....

At least you can have the satisfaction of looking back over a your career knowing that the only thing you accomplished was to help fu.ck up our fisheries, suck off the teat of the taxpayer and do a crazy good impersonation of Cisco Morris....ooh la la. A terrible waste of a life now relegated to internet squabbles and incoherent ramblings. Congrats?