#145880 - 03/19/02 04:41 PM
Poohouse Scriptures - Warning ADULT humor
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Spawner
Registered: 10/18/00
Posts: 665
Loc: Washougal, WA
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Hey everybody, let's have another fun thread! I don't know about you all, but I'm having a craving to hear about some comical 'writings', jokes, or any other humorous tidbits (even longer masterpieces) that you have have found on the walls of porta-potties, outhouses, restaurant bathroom stall walls, etc over the years. I'll start things off with the shortened version of one of my favorite outhouse poems (can't remember the longer version off the top of my head). "Here I sit, broken hearted Came to [Bleeeeep!], but only farted Never try to take a chance Because someday you'll [Bleeeeep!] your pants" Now let's hear some of yours!
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#145881 - 03/19/02 04:52 PM
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Carcass
Registered: 10/31/02
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#145883 - 03/19/02 05:27 PM
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Poodle Smolt
Registered: 05/03/01
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Loc: McCleary, WA
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"Meat" me here for manly love.
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#145884 - 03/19/02 05:37 PM
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Repeat Spawner
Registered: 10/08/01
Posts: 1147
Loc: Out there, somewhere
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Dylsexics untie
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#145885 - 03/19/02 07:27 PM
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Anonymous
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I saw this in a Tillamook sh!tter recently: "I'm very lonely. I long for the strong touch of a very masculine man. Come. Come now. Come caress my milk white loins you savage man of my dreams. - Call Stew at 503-***-****" Yikes! I hope it was a different Stew!
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#145886 - 03/19/02 07:38 PM
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Eyed Egg
Registered: 11/29/00
Posts: 3
Loc: Silverdale, Wa
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Here I sit My buns a flexin' just gave birth to another texan :p
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#145887 - 03/19/02 09:23 PM
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Anonymous
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I read this one a the local McDonalds in Cedar Mill. "There once was was a guy named RT whom it was said had to squat to go pee. Because of his large gut and equally big butt. He had to wear pads on his knee" :p
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#145888 - 03/19/02 10:19 PM
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Spawner
Registered: 03/10/01
Posts: 570
Loc: Snohomish, WA, USA
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Davies Hall, CWU: If your hose is short, and your pressure is weak, please stand up close, this ain't cleanup week.
Lind Hall, CWU (math, physics, and geology building): E=mc2. Very nice Albert, but next time, please show your work.
HorseShoe Tavern, Ellensburg: There once was a man from Nantucket.......nevermind.
Call: Here I sit, broken hearted, paid a dime, and only f@rted.
Response: Quitcher b!tchen, you had your chance, I saved the dime, and sh!t my pants.
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#145889 - 03/19/02 10:42 PM
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Spawner
Registered: 10/18/00
Posts: 665
Loc: Washougal, WA
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LMAO at all the posts! RT and Stew--funny stuff. So how did you enjoy that site I give ya guys? Keep 'em comin'!
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#145890 - 03/19/02 11:05 PM
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Juvenille at Sea
Registered: 12/24/01
Posts: 145
Loc: Port Angeles, WA
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Great posts! Great topic. Gawd....anything to change the subject from Vision hooks! "Never raise your hand to your child. It leaves your groin unprotected." diana
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#145891 - 03/19/02 11:20 PM
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Alevin
Registered: 02/10/02
Posts: 16
Loc: Lynnwood
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There once was a man from nantucket who had such a dick he could suck it he said with a grin as he wiped off his chin if my ear was a [Bleeeeep!] i would f**k it.
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#145893 - 03/19/02 11:31 PM
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Smolt
Registered: 08/08/00
Posts: 91
Loc: Marysville Washington
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This goes back to jr high. Well here it goes. When your hot, your hot. When your not, your not. But when your sitting on the pot give it all ya got. J.C.B
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Fish naked!Its fun, natural and it keeps crowding to a minimum.
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#145894 - 03/20/02 12:05 AM
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Alevin
Registered: 01/14/02
Posts: 14
Loc: Central Point Or.
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This was on the wall of a barracks (spelling?) latrine at Ft. Benning a long time ago.
This is a place to void your guts, not a place to bust a nut, so keep it clean, and keep it neat, and go back home to beat your meat.
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#145895 - 03/20/02 03:36 AM
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Anonymous
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Good stuff. But geez 'Slayer, I think your's may have pushed the edit envelope? Soon find out, ay? Hey KB, I'll tell ya how that dang nasty site you sent went like. ... Well, I accessed it and every time I clicked on one of those lushious tease pictures it kept sending me to all sorts of other sites and tease pics! Geez, after finally having enough of it I couldn't get rid of them. I wound up clicking them off about the same speed as new ones came up. This went on for awhile until I heard my wife walking down the stairs. I started clicking faster than a hungry dog can eat kibbles. I was just about ready to push the off buttom on my 'puter, but she walks past into the kitchen. Whew! As she starts doing stuff in there she yells to the den, 'what are you up to tonight on there'? I said I was researching a site for a young fisher from the P.P. BB. I just got the last of the X-rated links clicked off as she came in to say goodnight. I replied, yes it will be. And followed her upstairs; with visions of sugar plums dancing in my head - t'was the night before X-mas. ... Great 4 play! For guys anyway.
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#145897 - 03/20/02 07:57 AM
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Juvenille at Sea
Registered: 03/31/00
Posts: 212
Loc: Stanwood,Wa
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Above a urinal "Why are you looking up here? The joke is in you're hand!"
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like bannanas.
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#145900 - 03/20/02 12:35 PM
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Spawner
Registered: 03/08/99
Posts: 562
Loc: austin, Minnesota, USA
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1. I'm not sschizophrenic. You only think we are
2. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
For Hey Yall:
On special occasions when you shve under yore arms Well, Im in hawg heaven and awed by yore charms
You have some'a yore teeth for which i am proud I hold my head high when we're in a crowd
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