Hey everybody, let's have another fun thread! I don't know about you all, but I'm having a craving to hear about some comical 'writings', jokes, or any other humorous tidbits (even longer masterpieces) that you have have found on the walls of porta-potties, outhouses, restaurant bathroom stall walls, etc over the years.

I'll start things off with the shortened version of one of my favorite outhouse poems (can't remember the longer version off the top of my head).

"Here I sit, broken hearted
Came to [Bleeeeep!], but only farted
Never try to take a chance
Because someday you'll [Bleeeeep!] your pants"

Now let's hear some of yours!

We aim to please, you aim too please!

Please do not throw toothpicks into the urinals. Forks crabs can pole vault.

People who write on bathroom walls, roll their [Bleeeeep!] in little balls. Those who read these lines of wit, eat these little balls of...

"Meat" me here for manly love.

Dylsexics untie

I saw this in a Tillamook sh!tter recently:

"I'm very lonely. I long for the strong touch of a very masculine man. Come. Come now. Come caress my milk white loins you savage man of my dreams. - Call Stew at 503-***-****" Yikes! I hope it was a different Stew!

Here I sit
My buns a flexin'
just gave birth
to another texan :p

I read this one a the local McDonalds in Cedar Mill.
"There once was was a guy named RT
whom it was said had to squat to go pee.
Because of his large gut and equally big butt.
He had to wear pads on his knee" :p

Davies Hall, CWU: If your hose is short, and your pressure is weak, please stand up close, this ain't cleanup week.

Lind Hall, CWU (math, physics, and geology building): E=mc2. Very nice Albert, but next time, please show your work.

HorseShoe Tavern, Ellensburg: There once was a man from Nantucket.......nevermind.

Call: Here I sit, broken hearted, paid a dime, and only f@rted.

Response: Quitcher b!tchen, you had your chance, I saved the dime, and sh!t my pants.

LMAO at all the posts! RT and Stew--funny stuff. So how did you enjoy that site I give ya guys?

Keep 'em comin'!

Great posts! Great topic.
Gawd....anything to change the subject from Vision hooks!


"Never raise your hand to your child. It leaves your groin unprotected."

diana

There once was a man from nantucket
who had such a dick he could suck it
he said with a grin as he wiped off his chin
if my ear was a [Bleeeeep!] i would f**k it.

My sporting days are over,
My little light is out.
What used to be my sex appeal,
Is now my water spout.
It used to be embarrassing,
To make the thing behave.
For every morning it stood up,
To watch me while I shaved.
But now I'm growing older,
It sure gives me the blues.
To have the thing hang down my leg,
To watch me shine my shoes.

Probably in an outhouse in Oregon somewhere.

fp

This goes back to jr high. Well here it goes.
When your hot, your hot. When your not, your not. But when your sitting on the pot give it all ya got. J.C.B

This was on the wall of a barracks (spelling?) latrine at Ft. Benning a long time ago.

This is a place to void your guts,
not a place to bust a nut,
so keep it clean,
and keep it neat,
and go back home to beat your meat.

Good stuff. But geez 'Slayer, I think your's may have pushed the edit envelope? Soon find out, ay?

Hey KB, I'll tell ya how that dang nasty site you sent went like. ... Well, I accessed it and every time I clicked on one of those lushious tease pictures it kept sending me to all sorts of other sites and tease pics! Geez, after finally having enough of it I couldn't get rid of them. I wound up clicking them off about the same speed as new ones came up. This went on for awhile until I heard my wife walking down the stairs. I started clicking faster than a hungry dog can eat kibbles. I was just about ready to push the off buttom on my 'puter, but she walks past into the kitchen. Whew! As she starts doing stuff in there she yells to the den, 'what are you up to tonight on there'? I said I was researching a site for a young fisher from the P.P. BB. I just got the last of the X-rated links clicked off as she came in to say goodnight. I replied, yes it will be. And followed her upstairs; with visions of sugar plums dancing in my head - t'was the night before X-mas. ... Great 4 play! For guys anyway.

RT,
If you want to know where some good sites are of that nature that don't have all those pop ups, shoot me an e-mail, I have a whole list of freebie sites with no or very little pop ups.

Above a urinal "Why are you looking up here? The joke is in you're hand!"

Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like bannanas.

No need to sit on the seat.
Portland CRAB'S jump six feet!!!!!!.Good luck,
STRIKE ZONE

Crapper at Colonial Park on the Root River:

1. I'm not sschizophrenic. You only think we are

2. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

For Hey Yall:

On special occasions
when you shve under yore arms
Well, Im in hawg heaven
and awed by yore charms

You have some'a yore teeth
for which i am proud
I hold my head high
when we're in a crowd