#638834 - 11/29/10 08:51 PM
apple cup joke time
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The Rainman
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A citizen came into the police department in Seattle with a complaint. "Officer," he said, "someone broke into my car last night. There were two Husky tickets on my dashboard!" "So you're here to report the stolen tickets?" the officer asked. "Oh no!" said the citizen. "They left MORE tickets." Read more: http://www.tri-cityherald.com/2008/11/14/384275/husky-joke-no-1.html#ixzz16j5xp2HQ
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#638845 - 11/29/10 09:27 PM
Re: apple cup joke time
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Carcass
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How do you keep a Husky out of your yard ??
Put up a goal post. . . . . .
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#638854 - 11/29/10 09:59 PM
Re: apple cup joke time
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River Nutrients
Registered: 03/07/06
Posts: 2561
Loc: WA
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Why don't they teach drivers ed and sex ed on the same day in Pullman?
It'd be too hard on the mule
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#638856 - 11/29/10 10:04 PM
Re: apple cup joke time
[Re: Knucklebustersonly]
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River Nutrients
Registered: 03/07/06
Posts: 2561
Loc: WA
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What does a Wazzu girl tell her lover when shes done having sex?
"Get off me dad, your crushing my cigarettes"
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#638857 - 11/29/10 10:06 PM
Re: apple cup joke time
[Re: Knucklebustersonly]
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River Nutrients
Registered: 03/07/06
Posts: 2561
Loc: WA
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What's the definition of safe sex in Pullman?
They put signs on the animals that kick......
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#638858 - 11/29/10 10:07 PM
Re: apple cup joke time
[Re: Knucklebustersonly]
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River Nutrients
Registered: 03/07/06
Posts: 2561
Loc: WA
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How can you tell when a Wazzu student was in your yard?
Your dog's pregnant
Edited by Knucklebustersonly (11/29/10 10:07 PM)
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#638859 - 11/29/10 10:09 PM
Re: apple cup joke time
[Re: Knucklebustersonly]
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River Nutrients
Registered: 03/07/06
Posts: 2561
Loc: WA
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What's the definition of a Pullman virgin?
An ugly 12 year old who can outrun her brothers
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#638927 - 11/30/10 12:52 AM
Re: apple cup joke time
[Re: Doctor Rick]
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River Nutrients
Registered: 02/14/06
Posts: 2540
Loc: Elma
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How is the divorce of two WSU alums the same as a tornado?
Somebody's losin' a trailer
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Washington State University football practice was delayed nearly two hours after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field.
...Head coach Paul WulfF immediately suspended practice while police and federal agents were called to investigate.
After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the goal line.
Practice was resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.
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#638949 - 11/30/10 01:50 AM
Re: apple cup joke time
[Re: Chromebrite]
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Juvenile at Sea
Registered: 11/21/09
Posts: 136
Loc: south whidbey
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Why are the cougars different from a dollar bill?
You can get four quarters from a dollar...............
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#638951 - 11/30/10 01:53 AM
Re: apple cup joke time
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Juvenile at Sea
Registered: 11/21/09
Posts: 136
Loc: south whidbey
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Jesus was supposed to be born in Pullman...........only they coudn't find three wise men OR a virgin
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#638955 - 11/30/10 02:01 AM
Re: apple cup joke time
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Juvenile at Sea
Registered: 11/21/09
Posts: 136
Loc: south whidbey
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A man escorts his new wife to the bridal suite, and as he's carrying her over the threshhold, she tells him to be careful as she is still a virgin. "How can you be a virgin? this is your fourth time!" she smiles and says "well, my first man was a phychologist and all he wanted to do was talk about it. My second was a gynecologist and all he wanted to was look at it. My third husband was a cougar football player, and all he ever said was WAIT TILL NEXT YEAR"
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#638966 - 11/30/10 07:41 AM
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River Nutrients
Registered: 03/03/09
Posts: 4410
Loc: Somewhere on the planet,I hope
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stop your killing me!
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#639000 - 11/30/10 11:20 AM
Re: apple cup joke time
[Re: Direct-Drive]
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It all boils down to this - I'm right, everyone else is wrong, and anyone who disputes this is clearly a dumbfuck.
Registered: 03/07/99
Posts: 17149
Loc: SE Olympia, WA
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Lots of things are explained now that I know FP is a Cooger fan.
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#639013 - 11/30/10 11:47 AM
Re: apple cup joke time
[Re: Dan S.]
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Registered: 02/02/04
Posts: 2276
Loc: N of Seattle
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Trade ya FP for Bundy but ya have to give my 27 points.
ok 7 ?
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#639016 - 11/30/10 11:52 AM
Re: apple cup joke time
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Juvenile at Sea
Registered: 11/21/09
Posts: 136
Loc: south whidbey
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three cheerleaders from WSU froze to death in a car at the Colfax drive in............. they had gone to see CLOSED FOR THE WINTER
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#639034 - 11/30/10 12:27 PM
Re: apple cup joke time
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The Walnut
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#639037 - 11/30/10 12:34 PM
Re: apple cup joke time
[Re: mutinyman]
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River Nutrients
Registered: 03/08/99
Posts: 6830
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What's Crimson and Gray? A life long loser.
Why did the Coog cross the road? To try hitch hiking the other way.
What's the first lesson a WSU grad learns? Food stamps aren't postage.
WSU diploma's:
BA: Barely Able MBA: May Be Able PHD: Pre Husky Diploma
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