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#638834 - 11/29/10 08:51 PM apple cup joke time
larryb Offline
The Rainman

Registered: 03/05/01
Posts: 2347
Loc: elma washington

A citizen came into the police department in Seattle with a complaint.

"Officer," he said, "someone broke into my car last night. There were two Husky tickets on my dashboard!"

"So you're here to report the stolen tickets?" the officer asked.

"Oh no!" said the citizen. "They left MORE tickets."



Read more: http://www.tri-cityherald.com/2008/11/14/384275/husky-joke-no-1.html#ixzz16j5xp2HQ
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Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.
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#638845 - 11/29/10 09:27 PM Re: apple cup joke time [Re: larryb]
FishRanger Offline
Carcass

Registered: 09/26/06
Posts: 2312
Loc: Where ever Dogfish tells me to...
How do you keep a Husky out of your yard ??

Put up a goal post. . . . . .
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Decisions are made by those who show up.

"Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect." Ralph Waldo Emerson

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#638854 - 11/29/10 09:59 PM Re: apple cup joke time [Re: FishRanger]
Knucklebustersonly Offline
River Nutrients

Registered: 03/07/06
Posts: 2561
Loc: WA
Why don't they teach drivers ed and sex ed on the same day in Pullman?

It'd be too hard on the mule

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#638856 - 11/29/10 10:04 PM Re: apple cup joke time [Re: Knucklebustersonly]
Knucklebustersonly Offline
River Nutrients

Registered: 03/07/06
Posts: 2561
Loc: WA
What does a Wazzu girl tell her lover when shes done having sex?

"Get off me dad, your crushing my cigarettes"

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#638857 - 11/29/10 10:06 PM Re: apple cup joke time [Re: Knucklebustersonly]
Knucklebustersonly Offline
River Nutrients

Registered: 03/07/06
Posts: 2561
Loc: WA
What's the definition of safe sex in Pullman?

They put signs on the animals that kick......

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#638858 - 11/29/10 10:07 PM Re: apple cup joke time [Re: Knucklebustersonly]
Knucklebustersonly Offline
River Nutrients

Registered: 03/07/06
Posts: 2561
Loc: WA
How can you tell when a Wazzu student was in your yard?

Your dog's pregnant


Edited by Knucklebustersonly (11/29/10 10:07 PM)

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#638859 - 11/29/10 10:09 PM Re: apple cup joke time [Re: Knucklebustersonly]
Knucklebustersonly Offline
River Nutrients

Registered: 03/07/06
Posts: 2561
Loc: WA
What's the definition of a Pullman virgin?

An ugly 12 year old who can outrun her brothers

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#638911 - 11/30/10 12:23 AM Re: apple cup joke time [Re: ]
Doctor Rick Offline
Free Prostate Exams

Registered: 01/06/10
Posts: 1566
Loc: BeautifulDowntownPugetropolis
rofl


Man, I'm dying here. Went to BOTH UW and WSU.

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#638927 - 11/30/10 12:52 AM Re: apple cup joke time [Re: Doctor Rick]
Rocket Red Offline
River Nutrients

Registered: 02/14/06
Posts: 2540
Loc: Elma
How is the divorce of two WSU alums the same as a tornado?

Somebody's losin' a trailer

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Washington State University football practice was delayed nearly two hours after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the
practice field.

...Head coach Paul WulfF immediately suspended practice while police and federal agents were called to investigate.

After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the goal line.

Practice was resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.
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#638928 - 11/30/10 12:52 AM Re: apple cup joke time [Re: Doctor Rick]
Chromebrite Offline
Roddy McSlipperson

Registered: 09/12/08
Posts: 213
Loc: Kirkland, WA
Q: Why did WSU decide to put astroturf in Martin Stadium?
A: To keep the cheerleaders from grazing


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#638949 - 11/30/10 01:50 AM Re: apple cup joke time [Re: Chromebrite]
mutinyman Offline
Juvenile at Sea

Registered: 11/21/09
Posts: 136
Loc: south whidbey
Why are the cougars different from a dollar bill?

You can get four quarters from a dollar...............
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#638951 - 11/30/10 01:53 AM Re: apple cup joke time [Re: mutinyman]
mutinyman Offline
Juvenile at Sea

Registered: 11/21/09
Posts: 136
Loc: south whidbey
Jesus was supposed to be born in Pullman...........only they coudn't find three wise men OR a virgin
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#638955 - 11/30/10 02:01 AM Re: apple cup joke time [Re: mutinyman]
mutinyman Offline
Juvenile at Sea

Registered: 11/21/09
Posts: 136
Loc: south whidbey
A man escorts his new wife to the bridal suite, and as he's carrying her over the threshhold, she tells him to be careful as she is still a virgin.
"How can you be a virgin? this is your fourth time!"
she smiles and says "well, my first man was a phychologist and all he wanted to do was talk about it. My second was a gynecologist and all he wanted to was look at it. My third husband was a cougar football player, and all he ever said was WAIT TILL NEXT YEAR"
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#638966 - 11/30/10 07:41 AM Re: apple cup joke time [Re: ]
Rivrguy Offline
River Nutrients

Registered: 03/03/09
Posts: 3314
Loc: Somewhere on the planet,I hope
stop your killing me!
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Dazed and confused.............the fog is closing in

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#638986 - 11/30/10 10:15 AM Re: apple cup joke time [Re: ]
Direct-Drive Offline
ExtenZe Field Tester

Registered: 11/10/09
Posts: 7873
Loc: Vancouver, WA
There's your winner, right there rofl

10 min. later and I'm still crackin' up grin
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#639000 - 11/30/10 11:20 AM Re: apple cup joke time [Re: Direct-Drive]
Dan S. Online   content
It all boils down to this - I'm right, everyone else is wrong, and anyone who disputes this is clearly a dumbfuck.

Registered: 03/07/99
Posts: 15473
Loc: SE Olympia, WA
Lots of things are explained now that I know FP is a Cooger fan.
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She was standin' alone over by the juke box, like she'd something to sell.
I said "baby, what's the goin' price?" She told me to go to hell.

Bon Scott - Shot Down in Flames

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#639013 - 11/30/10 11:47 AM Re: apple cup joke time [Re: Dan S.]
Achewter Offline


Registered: 02/02/04
Posts: 2276
Loc: N of Seattle
Trade ya FP for Bundy but ya have to give my 27 points.

ok 7 ?
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#639016 - 11/30/10 11:52 AM Re: apple cup joke time [Re: ]
mutinyman Offline
Juvenile at Sea

Registered: 11/21/09
Posts: 136
Loc: south whidbey
three cheerleaders from WSU froze to death in a car at the Colfax drive in............. they had gone to see CLOSED FOR THE WINTER
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#639034 - 11/30/10 12:27 PM Re: apple cup joke time [Re: mutinyman]
Ryan Leaf Offline
Eyed Egg

Registered: 11/25/08
Posts: 8
..I am not a joke.
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#639037 - 11/30/10 12:34 PM Re: apple cup joke time [Re: mutinyman]
stlhead Offline
River Nutrients

Registered: 03/08/99
Posts: 6830
What's Crimson and Gray?
A life long loser.

Why did the Coog cross the road?
To try hitch hiking the other way.

What's the first lesson a WSU grad learns?
Food stamps aren't postage.

WSU diploma's:

BA: Barely Able
MBA: May Be Able
PHD: Pre Husky Diploma
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