I give to you a new pandemic culinary delight! Also great for campin', fishin' & huntin' camps and whatnot. Copious amounts of weed were smoked in the making of this new midnight delicacy, so you KNOW it's amazing.

NapD90's "Lockdown Hash Melt"

Ingredients:

(1) can Hormel beef hash or corned beef hash
(2) Eggs
(2) Slices Kraft American cheese singles (or any cheese, as long as its good melty cheese)
(2) Slices bread of choice. I used multigrain wheat
Some butter.
Some pepper. No salt is needed in this bad boy, look at the label of the hash can!)
Optional: Hot sauce of choice. Cholula was used here.

Smoke a phat bowl and perform a well executed midnight raid on the pantry. Double tap a can of Hormel Hash, field dress and bring back to camp. Cook Hash in skillet with some ground pepper to taste. Fry eggs in skillet. Toast bread in toaster, then butter. Ladle hash on buttered toast, cover with fried eggs and cheese and splash some hot sauce up on that bitch. Microwave for 30 secs just to melt cheese over eggs. Cover with second piece to buttered toast, smush and slice yer sammy. Enhale.

Redneck as all get out, but this one is the real deal. It's not a perfect sammy, but it is an instant winner and should be a solid all-star for years to come provided the virus doesn't kill us all first. Sammy score: 9.0/10.0