He's 17. Crossed state lines with an illegal weapon that he's not allowed to have. Fired warning shots. You cannot claim self defense if you've previously broken the law in advance to claiming self defense. Self defense must be 100% by the book. The kid is toast.

I thought you were a cop? Shouldn't you already know this?

Is there anything else tonight that I can smoke you on?

I'm starting to feel a bit guilty here...like I'm clubbing a retarded baby seal. I get no joy from this.

Well...maybe just a little.